HMS Pinafore at Milborne Port – 27 -30 April

Milborne Port HMS Pinafore
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Two Horsington Residents – Chris Bailward and Richard Gaunt – are taking to the stage at the Milborne Port Opera for a spectacular production of Gilbert & Sullivan’s “HMS Pinafore” from April 27th – 30th.

This well-known  opera is a wonderful parody of social class, combined with Gilbertian “topsy turvey”, where the social order can be transformed during the course of a song.

It is particularly appropriate for the week of the royal wedding , because the work deals with snobbery and  the thorny issue of marriage above and below one’s class or station, and how an accident of birth can  decide one’s future –or can it? The work also features not one, but three weddings.

Also appearing are Andrew Armstrong (Captn Corcoran), and Caroline d’Cruz (musical director), both accomplished musicians, who will be familiar to patrons of Paddy Hughes’s concerts in the Horsington Village Hall.

The MPO is an acclaimed local group with a high standard. It celebrated its 20th birthday last year. New singers and actors are always welcome. Weekly rehearsals start in September, so it’s an ideal way to pass the winter months.

Milborne Port is a 10-minute drive away. The opera is in the village hall, transformed for the occasion. 7.30 pm.

How to book tickets The Box Office is now open – 07926 983585 or Tickets £10 (Conc. £8 Wed/Thurs only) – Book early to avoid disappointment!

Also available from Wayne’s butchers and the Post Office, Milborne Port

More information

Cricketers – where are you?

We still need  cricketers for the match at Horsington against the Tabard Pilgrims on Sunday May 29. OK, it’s still 2 months away, but it’s never too early to commit.

Come on! Get those old white trousers out and get that bowling action working again!

The groundsman, Rob Hoddinott, has already been lovingly trimming every blade of grass to its regulation length and mowing the outfield.

Our opponents are scraping the barrel and employing foreign players, according to their latest blog post (although it was posted on April 1!). So we must show them what a home-grown side can do. Unless anyone knows Shane Warne….?

Recycling Centres to cut hours

Somerset’s recycling centres have cut their hours from Monday 4th April. The centre at Castle Cary will be closed on Thursday and Friday, and Yeovil on Tuesday and Wednesday each week. The opening hours will also change. The centres will open at 8 am, and close at 7pm on Mondays, 4pm on other weekdays and Saturdays, and 1pm on Sundays.

Certain materials will incur charges – gas bottles, soil and hardcore, tyres.

The changes in hours are offset to a certain extent by the increased household collection of cardboard, clothing, and plastic bottles.

More details


Horsington Oil filed
Helicopter view of the proposed refinery at Horsington. The dotted line across the picture indicates the route of the Portishead-Poole pipeline

 Of course you all spotted that the oil refinery story was an April Fool spoof. It all started when one of our residents had a slightly leaking oil tank and the editor began wondering what the outcome might be if any of the  oil found its way onto the marsh.

Keep the comments coming. These are “unmoderated”, in that they are published immediately without any human involvement. The downside of this is that the occasionnal rogue or spam comment gets in, but we weed these out as soon as we spot them.

A price worth paying for free speech.

You can email the editor at

Exclusive: Vast oil discovery in Blackmore Vale

Turn up the Aga! Oilmen find ££££millions under Horsington Marsh.

Oil, gas and thermal energy plant will transform the village

The blog has learned of the unprecedented discovery of a massive oil field under Horsington Marsh. Geologists, working in secret for a consortium of oil companies and the county council, have confirmed the existence of substantial oil and gas deposits under the deep clay of the marsh. We understand there is also the possibility of the UK’s third  “hot water well”, which will trap geothermal energy and convert it into boiling water for industrial and domestic use. (The others are in Co Durham and Cornwall.)

The find will create an enormous 3250-acre drilling, refining and storage complex in an area to the North East of Horsington straddling the old railway line. The former railway will be used for a pipeline which will link the existing oilfield at Wytch Farm in Poole Harbour with the refinery, and with port facilities at Portishead. It will employ around 1500 people, and spend around £70 million a year in the local community.

It is understood that the road through Horsington village will be widened to take construction traffic from the A 357, and that the White Horse at South Cheriton will be enlarged to accommodate the labour force, many of whom will come from Uzbekistan and the Ukraine. Management will be accommodated at the new Travelodge Hotel complex off the A303 at Wincanton, which will expanded to include a bowling alley, cinema and fast food court.

The exploratory work started in secret after traces of oil were found on the marsh. Geologists, using very sensitive ultrasound seismic probes, posed as British Telecom engineers to avoid suspicion. This explains the unusually large number of maintenance vans seen near the marsh in recent months.

The discovery of oil in the Blackmore Vale is not as unlikely as it sounds. Millions of years ago the whole of southern England was deep forest. “And that’s where oil and coal come from”, said a geologist. Oil exists in significant quantities in Dorset and Hampshire (there is drilling at Bridport,  Havant , Rowlands Castle and Avington, Winchester). 

The county council was unwilling to comment, but the blog has learnt that an announcement scheduled for  Friday April 1st has been shelved for “political reasons”.

More about oil reserves in Southern England
Petroleum Geology of Southern England

Horsington Oil filed
Helicopter view of the proposed refinery at Horsington. The dotted line across the picture indicates the route of the Portishead-Poole pipeline

Horsington Magazine Launched

The first issue of “The Villager”, Horsington and South Cheriton’s new magazine is now out. Unfortunately not all parts of the village have received their copies yet, including the blog bunker, so it is difficult to comment.

Silas Silage, our gardening man, who gets out and about more than the editor, was able to glimpse a copy in the pub, but was  unable to read  it properly without his glasses. He moans that the gardening column, apparently written by someone called “Smelly Wellies”, seems to be imitating his style. We doubt it! He also reports that is it of very high literary quality, and he thought he saw the word “subsume” on the first page. Respect.

No doubt a copy will eventually arrive at Blog HQ, and it will be interesting to see if the magazine mentions the Blog, and  how easy it is to log on to to catch up with the latest news and gossip 24/7.

The Blog salutes its fellow citizens in Grub Street and wishes them every success in their enterprise.

Please comment on the magazine – we will make sure they get forwarded to the editorial team if they don’t read the blog.

Curry nights return at the Half Moon

The Half Moon’s curry nights – a tenner for two on Tuesdays – have returned due to popular demand.

Originally a post- Christmas promotion, Andrew has extended the offer until 19th April.

Tuesdays are turning into a major social evening at the Half Moon, and its a good opportunity to meet your neighbours for a glass or two and a chat. Summer time begins on the 27 March, so you can even walk down in daylight.

Debate: What’s to be done with the pond?

What’s to be done with Horsington Pond? Either it sits there full, dark and rather sinister or we see a trickle between muddy banks. There seems to be no in-between.

The ideal pond is deep enough in places for fish to survive in times of heat but with shallow, sloping margins that encourage plant growth to support both flora and fauna.

Wouldn’t it be nice if the young children of the village could play in it without fear of falling into deep water, catching minnows in jars and learning about the multitude of wild-life that it could support? The kingfisher, even now an occasional visitor, could be seen more regularly in all his iridescent glory.

For starters the current sluice gate is incapable of controlling the pond level: it is all or nothing. If we want to be able to empty the pond then the sluice must be set lower.

However the problem seems to be more fundamental than that. We are told that the pond has a stone base and that when it was cleaned, it was excavated to that level. But looking at the profile, this seems far too deep. If the base level was raised by a couple of feet the pond would become a much more welcoming haven for wildlife. The addition of several lorry loads of stone and the formation of a weir, to take the place of the sluice, would give the residents of Horsington a much more pleasant village feature but no doubt the Environmental Police will throw up their collective hands in horror at such a suggestion.

For starters how about employing a hydrologist to prepare a feasibility study? This is the sort of project beloved by the British Trust for Conservation Volunteers and the Somerset Wildlife Trust would surely love to have some input.

Come on Parish Council – do something positive.

Chris Bailward
We thank Chris very much for his contribution, and hope other readers will comment or make constructive suggestions -Ed

Fabulous Folk Band at Horsington Village Hall – 16 April

Saturday 16th April 2011 at 7.30 p.m. (doors open at 7.00 p.m.)

(Adored 5 month old grandson of Anthea and Paddy Hughes)

In aid of brain tumour research.

Another magic night!

The Fabulous Folk Band
“String Whistle”
With guest singer Anne Rickard.

“String” is DAVE RICKARD who plays keyboard and guitar and sings. “Whistle” is ROB MITCHELL who plays every wind instrument from tin whistle, pan pipes, flutes and the family of recorders to clarinet and a set of saxophones; he sings too.

Guest contralto who has her own close harmony group is ANNE RICKARD.

Their repertoire ranges from Irish jigs to ethereal Enya-like airs, from Highland and Island laments to a quaint Elizabethan Pavane, from Bob Dylan to blues from the “deep south”.

You will be enchanted.

Tickets are £10 each and proceeds will go to  “The Samantha Dickson Brain Tumour Trust (Alfie Morland Fund)”

Tickets Available from Paddy Hughes (01963 370323) Rose Lawn, Broadmoor Lane, Horsington, BA8 0EQ or Richard Joyce (01963 370749) The Old Toll House, South Cheriton, BA8 0BE. Email

Please make cheques payable to “The Samantha Dickson BTT (Alfie Morland Fund)”

If you can’t be there, please consider a donation.

Thanks for making Alfie’s short life even more worthwhile.

“Three Peas” are the key to perfect vegetables

 Our resident garden guru Silas Silage advises on how to achieve vegetable heaven
Silas Silage - Horsington Blog
"There's performance for you -straight through the hedge"

There’s nothing more delightful than picking your own fruit and veg on a summers evening and sitting down to a healthy meal twaddling with vitamins and goodness, straight from Mother Earth, with a little help from the April showers, May’s dazzling sunlight, high summer’s heat -plus careful weeding and hoeing by yours truly. Savoy cabbage, Cos lettuce, King Edward potatoes, cauliflower, beetroot, carrots, peas, parsnips, turnips, broccoli -the list is endless (You bet it is –Ed)

When it comes to growing vegetables successfully, it’s all down to what I call my “three peas” – Preparation, Preparation and Preparation.

These frosty days in early March are ideal for preparing your vegetable patch and getting it into prime condition to receive bounteous  nature’s fertile seeds (I’ve warned you- Ed)

 This week I’m trying out my new TinyTurbo  Bonka Stompa® rotavational tool which I got on e-Bay for only £39.00 +p+p. This little miracle of Asian (N Korea, I think) engineering has all the bells and whistles you’ expect, and I’ve made few modifications to improve its performance way into the next price bracket and beyond.

 I’ve bolted on the twin turbo booster thrusters from my old Trubshawe Troubabour Groundmaster®, and retro-fitted a carburetor pre-warmer and supercharger which I adapted from an old Primus stove.

Just top up the pre-warmer with meths, adjust the choke, light it, wait five, pull the handle and…the beast roars into life. My, it’s quite a noise.

Slip the clutch, and we’re off. The triple action “Bonkas” are whirling around, and getting down to really rip the ground apart, scattering stones and debris, and cutting a satisfying trench.

I must say it’s a bit fast, and I’m having to walk very quickly to keep up with it. May have overdone the twin turbos a bit. The revs are still building and it’s going even  faster, with the” Bonkas” going berserk, and it’s going to be quite tricky to turn it round at the end of the garden.

Well there’s performance for you! Straight through the back hedge and onto my neighbour’s lawn. He’ll get a free makeover and no mistake.  I’m now having to run quite hard, and we’re out of my neighbour’s front gate and into the lane, with the tarmacadam flying off in all directions.

The trees are whizzing past and I’m not sure if I can….. (To be continued –Ed)