A vacancy has arisen for a talented, knowledgeable, well-read, erudite polymath of any gender to join an established pub quiz team for Sunday night competitions in Milborne Port, following the impeding departure of the present incumbent on a year-long yacht cruise.
A working knowledge of the celebrity sections of the tabloid press and modern pop music would be a distinct advantage, since the existing team members are devoid of talent in this area.
This team came within a gnat’s whisker of winning the £135 jackpot in last week’s quiz. This could be your big chance.
Apply to the editor in confidence – firstname.lastname@example.org
We are delighted to report that someone has come forward, but we can still accommodate 1 more. Don’t be shy. -Ed