Sir,
I am delighted to report that a crane has been spotted in Horsington close to the village horsepond. Do you see this as a sign of spring or is global warming to blame?
Yours faithfully,
A constructive twitcher
Further to recent comments, quoted above, made by Rat, which I queried as a possibly Tall Story, he has sent the blog irrefutable evidence which he has insisted must be published if the poor old Ed
is to avoid further action being taken by his lawyers Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Run for defamation of character.
As this would result in penury and an immediate move to Carey Street, I offer the usual mealy mouthed apology for dissing such an eminent expert…………..Ed