It seems that your reporter consumed too much of Mr Tarling’s excellent (and very strong) Timothy Taylor’s “Landlord” bitter at the pub quiz on Easter Sunday and became muddled.
A casual slip of the pen resulted in what started as a pleasant Bank Holiday lie-in turning into a right old lambasting for the poor soul, who was only trying to report what he thought was the truth.
A closer examination of his notes reveals that he got the WRONG RESULT.
Sorry everyone.
The correct result is:
1 The Moonies
2= We’re thinking about it
The Jesters
4 The provisional Ted Banks Appreciation Society (Don’t ask, its too complicated -ED)
The Wooden Spoon went to 3 small 1 tall, who came a very honourable last, and won a bottle of bubbly for their trouble.
Perhaps someone else could take on the onerous task of reporting these events. The old git is clearly past it. (Surely not -Ed)
I think your doing a grand job Mr Editor !!!
After great deliberation The Ted Banks Appreciation Society will henceforth be Known as “The Thalismen” pronounced Talismen,as a rebuff to Mr Charlie Mann