{"id":6286,"date":"2020-05-01T14:52:21","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T14:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=6286"},"modified":"2020-05-01T14:52:21","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T14:52:21","slug":"a-lonely-clod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=6286","title":{"rendered":"A lonely clod"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>An anonymous village laureate has submitted this tribute to\nWilliam Wordsworth, which we publish with pleasure -Ed<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wandered lonely as a cloud<br \/>Two metres from the maddening crowd<br \/>To enter Morrisons\u2019 hallowed hall.<br \/>This was the pensioners\u2019 special hour.<br \/>My wife said: \u201cBuy a bag of flour\u201d.<br \/>But I forgot, when through the door,<br \/>What I had gone to Morrisons\u2019 for.<br \/>The Morrisons\u2019 staff are very kind.<br \/>I told them it had slipped my mind.<br \/>They asked what else I had forgot<br \/>They clearly thought I\u2019d lost the plot.<br \/>I phoned my wife again to ask.<br \/>She reminded me of this special task<br \/>\u201cI need some flour to bake a loaf<br \/>To feed you up &#8211; you stupid oaf\u201d<br \/>\u201cAh yes, of course\u201d I had to lie.<br \/>I dared not ask what flower to buy.<br \/>But then I saw them next the tills-<br \/>A bunch of golden daffodils!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An anonymous village laureate has submitted this tribute to William Wordsworth, which we publish with pleasure -Ed I wandered lonely as a cloudTwo metres from the maddening crowdTo enter Morrisons\u2019 hallowed hall.This was the pensioners\u2019 special hour.My wife said: \u201cBuy a bag of flour\u201d.But I forgot, when through the door,What I had gone to Morrisons\u2019 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=6286\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A lonely clod&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2757],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6glYD-1Do","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6286"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6287,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6286\/revisions\/6287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}