{"id":3874,"date":"2015-06-04T15:52:46","date_gmt":"2015-06-04T15:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=3874"},"modified":"2015-06-15T12:45:42","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T12:45:42","slug":"new-notice-board-app","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=3874","title":{"rendered":"Parish Councilors wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"

Horsington Parish Council has come up with a new\u00a019th century Notice Board App. Quite simply, you put something on the village notice board, but in such a way that no one can read it.<\/p>\n

But no-one reads it anyway -Ed.<\/em><\/p>\n

Begone, dullard! \u00a0They are looking for 2 candidates to join their merry throng. One should be sufficiently qualified to put notices up so they can be seen clearly. The other should have enough oratory to persuade the council to communicate important messages via Wincanton Window, \u00a0the Village Hall Website, Facebook or Twitter.<\/p>\n

What about the blog? -Ed<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t be impertinent.<\/p>\n

If you are interested in applying, contact the Parish Council Clerk, David Chapman\u00a001963 370527 or\u00a0horsingtonpc@hotmail.co.uk<\/p>\n

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We think they are trying to advertise for new councillors<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Horsington Parish Council has come up with a new\u00a019th century Notice Board App. Quite simply, you put something on the village notice board, but in such a way that no one can read it. But no-one reads it anyway -Ed. Begone, dullard! \u00a0They are looking for 2 candidates to join their merry throng. One should … Continue reading “Parish Councilors wanted”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[794,2757],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6glYD-10u","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3874"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3916,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874\/revisions\/3916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}