{"id":152,"date":"2011-02-25T16:24:10","date_gmt":"2011-02-25T16:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=152"},"modified":"2011-02-25T17:18:05","modified_gmt":"2011-02-25T17:18:05","slug":"152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"New Bathtub test for entry to care homes"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Will you pass the test?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether\u00a0 or not an older person should be put in an old people’s home?”
\n“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a\u00a0 teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.”\u00a0\u00a0
\n“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket\u00a0 because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
\n“No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug.\u00a0
\n“Do you want a bed\u00a0 near the window?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether\u00a0 or not an older person should be put in an old people’s home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a\u00a0 teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.”\u00a0\u00a0 … Continue reading “New Bathtub test for entry to care homes”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[794],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6glYD-152","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}