{"id":1339,"date":"2011-11-06T16:03:04","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T16:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2011-12-06T00:51:48","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T00:51:48","slug":"keep-your-paint-in-the-boot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"Keep your paint in the boot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mceTemp\"><a href=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/files\/2011\/11\/Paint-accident.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1340\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?attachment_id=1340\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/files\/2011\/11\/Paint-accident.png\" data-orig-size=\"400,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Paint accident\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/files\/2011\/11\/Paint-accident.png\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1340\" src=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/files\/2011\/11\/Paint-accident.png\" alt=\"paint accident\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/files\/2011\/11\/Paint-accident.png 400w, http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/files\/2011\/11\/Paint-accident-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>The people in the blue car had a 25-litre (5 gallon) bucket of paint on the back seat when they had the accident.<\/p>\n<p>The ambulance driver wouldn&#8217;t let the female paramedic out of the ambulance\u00a0 -because she couldn&#8217;t stop laughing. He said it wasn&#8217;t professional.<\/p>\n<p>He treated the sad looking driver \u2013 apparently, he was overcome with emulsion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The people in the blue car had a 25-litre (5 gallon) bucket of paint on the back seat when they had the accident. The ambulance driver wouldn&#8217;t let the female paramedic out of the ambulance\u00a0 -because she couldn&#8217;t stop laughing. He said it wasn&#8217;t professional. He treated the sad looking driver \u2013 apparently, he was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/?p=1339\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Keep your paint in the boot!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[794],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6glYD-lB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1342,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions\/1342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horsington.blog2.idnet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}